Stress of finals week
Doesn’t feel right
Work due every day
That I have to write
Something take me away and make it OK
Can’t say I’ll behave

Teachers wanted control
So they waited
They don’t have a soul
They created
This awful week
Grades looking bleak
Should probably start
Just not that smart

Staying home

Not planning to drive
This is how
I’m gunna survive

With shots of Jager
I’m taking shots of Jager
I’m taking shots of Jager

Study better if I’m tipsy
Put the glass up to my lipsy

Filled with shots of Jager
I’m taking shots of Jager
I’m taking shots of Jager

Homework is hard
When you’re behind, didn’t take notes
Got a blank mind
But with my juice
My head gets loose
Let’s put it to use

Oh
Last finals week
Did the same thing
Aced every class

I took that spring
Not changing my ways
Time to get blazed
Today is the day
Here’s what I say

Staying home

Not planning to drive
This is how
I’m gunna survive

Pouring shots of Jager
I’m taking shots of Jager
I’m taking shots of Jager

Study better if I’m tipsy
Put the glass up to my lipsy

With those shots of Jager
I’m taking shots of Jager
I’m taking shots of Jager

You wanna know how to study right
Lose control, get drunk just for the night
And if you share my secret
Prepare to get hit
Nobody else can see this

So watch and learn
I can show you twice
Knock em back, oooh baby drink it right
Don’t dare share my secret
Or your face gets hit
Nobody else can see this

And I study like this

Staying home

Not planning to drive
This is how
I’m gunna survive

With shots full of Jager
I’m taking shots of Jager
I’m taking shots of Jager (Oh, yeah)

Study better if I’m tipsy
Put the glass up to my lipsy

With those shots of Jager
I’m taking shots of Jager
I’m taking shots of Jager