February 2012
2 posts
“Navigated” to the tune of “Faded” by Soul...
(Chorus)
Got a feeling and you’re probably right
New York is not the place to be driving tonight
You’re from out of town, not a friend around
Hairy cabbies giving you fright
They don’t like the way you’re moving so slow
Rolling down their window, calling you a-hole
When the GPS station says you’ve reached your location
Grab a tissue for those tears and blow.
What Men Want by Me - A Long Time Ago
“I know what men want. Men just want to break things. That’s it. Stop wasting your time reading Cosmo or shopping at Victoria’s Secret; the secret is out. Let me break it down for you.
I know this because I’m married to a man. What is the first thing my husband does when he gets up? Break the seal. Then for BREAKfast he breaks Captain Crunch in his mouth before he breaks wind and heads to...