January 2011
3 posts
Marry, Marry or Marry Me?
Yesterday on the Ellen Show, Jennifer Love Hewitt announced she has three engagement rings on hold at Tiffany’s incase her boyfriend wants to propose. After learning this, her boyfriend changed his Facebook status to “it’s complicated.”
"Everything But The Fruit" Snacks
Last week in CA, the FDA recalled “Toxic Waste Nuclear Sludge Chew” bars after finding high lead content. This leaves little hope for “We Have No Idea What’s In These” bars.
Coach Loves FOOTball
After making a foot fetish tape with his wife, Jets Coach Rex Ryan said he wants to win games and, “Put the shoe on the other foot.” He then stated he would take that foot, cover it in whipped cream and tickle it with a feather.