December 2010
5 posts
Drop It Like It's Orange
Yesterday it was announced that on New Year’s Eve Snooki will not be smushed inside the famous ball. Instead, several famous balls will be smushed inside Snooki.
Is That A Carrot In Your Pocket?
In an interview with Inside the Actor’s Studio, James Franco admitted that he gets turned on by rabbits. Eh, what’s up cock?
Weapons of Mass Eruption
In San Francisco last week, a man ejaculated on a TSA agent during a pat down. The man was told he could not board the plane with an explosive device.
Divine Diction
Buffalo Bills football player Steve Johnson blamed God for his dropped touchdown pass in a tweet, “I praise you 24/7 and this how you do me!” God responded, “I’ll make you a deal, I’ll let you catch the next pass if you speak proper English.”
Chipwich Way to the Party?
Last week in New York, a Mister Softee driver was fined for offering to take people to a club in his ice cream truck at 1AM in exchange for cash. The driver told the officer it was all in Good Humor.