January 2010
3 posts
Big Fish
Yesterday in the UK, a legally blind woman caught a 214 pound catfish. She released it after putting on her glasses and realizing it was just Kirstie Alley.
Burkalicious
Last week, Beyonce was hired to perform at a New Years Eve party for a known terrorist supporting family. The asked to her to perform their favorite song, “If you liked it then you should’ve put a burka on it.”
Bosom Buddies
In Australia this week, a female Olympic runner removed her breast implants to perform better. They were then given to Dolly Parton, claiming she needed them to perform better.