December 2009
3 posts
Pack Attack
Yesterday at Disney World, a power failure caused a monorail to get stuck for hours. Luckily, tourists were saved by creating an escape rope out fanny packs.
MMMmmm lawn ornaments...
On Sunday in California, a woman awoke to find a 4 foot tall sculpture of a cheeseburger, hot dog and slice of pizza on her lawn. That’s what happens when you get drunk at 3AM and watch QVC.
Goodweed
In Ohio last week, a Goodwill store received an anonymous donation of a large metal water jug filled with marijuana. Unfortunately the donation was not tax deductable.